Pluto is not even a real planet - how am I supposed to rely on that?!

Here is my Horoscope for today:


Pluto, the planet that rules transformation, growth and change, is now helping you to let go of a certain situation. At first, it may not seem that easy. But you should soon see things in a far more optimistic light, so have more faith in your self and prepare for better times ahead. The tide is on the turn, so don't look back, or doubt your own ability to make real progress now.


A few things jumped out at me when I read this - First of all. (And I know this is picky but) Pluto is so NOT a planet. Still, right now I WILL take all the help I can get - Asteroids.. Meteors..  maybe Haley's Comet can swing by and give me a few pointers? 


Secondly - If the tide is turning does that mean I am going to go backwards the way I started?  Because that is what a tide does.. I do not know the answer to that question myself and thats probably why I read my horoscope in the first place. But I suppose it really is my job to just fill in the gaps now - that's the general principle here right?

In essence though I like my horoscope today, somehow it fits.  Wisdom is still wisdom, wherever you can find it right? I am not sure how I would feel about Jupiter having too much of a say anyway - I mean, it's always the BIG planets that cause the trouble I bet (Like people).  I mean, when was the last time you were cut off changing lanes by a Toyota Yaris or cut off at the line for the buffet by a skinny guy? 


Jupiter is a REAL planet and therefore a scary one - a massive molten metal ball surrounded by a maelstrom of whirling toxic gases and incredible storms that would tear a ship apart in seconds and rage on and on for thousands of years.. And then even further out than the massive gas-ball - There are whole systems of moons like little worlds of their own and weird and barely explainable gravitational powers that reached out across space beyond out solar system and have all kinds of effects on everything from your internet speed to the amount of time in a day...  Ohhh I need to go and lie down now....